1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.
2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.
Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?
Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.
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