Colloquial term for a man with rancid chat that makes you want to finish your cigarette quickly and get back to work. Invariably will also have an annoying laugh, bad teeth and will reuse the same clothing daily and so smells of frozen eddies.
Longshanks: "I am tall, when you talk about tall people they must be taller than me."
Me: "Oh my god, I need to get out of here."
Longshanks: "I believe NHL is the best sport ever, no other sport must be discussed in my presence."
Me: "Does anybody have a noose handy?"
Longshanks: "I had the best time at Uni, because me and my mates were all tall."
Me: "You are the saddest fuck I have ever met...."
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