Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.
Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.
Man 2: What? Who?
Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.
Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??
Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.
Longo: What's going on fellas.
Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?
Man 1: *silent disapproval*
Longo: You guys are douchebags.
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