Getting a handjob while licking a lollipop.
Did you hear!? Timmy ditched class this morning during addition tables to get a lollijob on the teeter totter from that fourth grader, Susie! She even brought the lollipop!
Listen, kid. Shit happens. Life ain't all rainbows and lollijobs.
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