(v.) To ride a llama in the manner that is the equivalent of flying on said llama's back down a glorious mountain side whilst showering in the tears of one's enemies and sipping from a golden goblet filled with the laughter of children.
Awesome person: Sloane and I are going llampitoing tomorrow over Zimbabwe.
Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! CAN I COME ALONG?
Awesome person: Fuck you Jimmy, get your own llama.
Jimmy: ..But...But I have my own llama..!
Awesome person: No, Jimmy; that is an alpaca, and alpacoing is for douche tractors.
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