Life's a bastard, then you marry one, then you die.
Crystal: "Life's a fucking bitch girl!
Nina: "Whats wrong home-girl?"
Crystal: "When I was in the hospital, my husband slept with that fucking, twacked out skank, spunderella DeAnne."
Nina: "Ohhh NO he didn't! Men are such fucking pigs! Life's not a BITCH honey; life's a BASTARD, then you marry one, then you die.
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