a woman who uses a fake dick when she could just go out and get the real thing. why use a dildo or vibrator when you could just go out there and find a perfectly good dick? lesbians are just straight women who are faking it because they want to be different.
when a girl is asked by a guy to have sex and she says, "no i am a lesbian." she really means no i am going to go fuck my virbator tonight.
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