My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."
Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!
Oh, nooooo! I spilled piss-bus-getti on my nice lellow lapkin!
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