1. One who prefers sex with unwilling children (sorority girls will do in a pinch though, although boys are preferable)
2. Some GDI who doesn't belong in a goddamn fraternity
3. Someone who showers far less than his fat ass should
4. Someone with no social skills whatsoever
5. Although being from that godforsaken hellhole known as the area above the Mason-Dixon Line, enjoys talking about the Civil War while waving a Rebel flag
6. Someone who is a total mooch and doesn't pay his dues, rent, or board, and likes to rummage through sacks of Jolly Ranchers at 4 AM seeking nourishment
7. A fuckup in every sense of the word
1. Don't tell Kleinfucker about the keg party; I don't want him to scare off all the people
2. Who gave that Kleinfucker a bid?
3. You'll have to excuse Kleinfucker. He doesn't know that bringing up random stuff about John Kennedy doesn't actually add to a conversation.
4. I just saw Kleinfucker molest some girl under the mistletoe at the Christmas party
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