Kiwis: Women; Small tits, big arses and attitude to match. Rugby jerseys look good on All Blacks and not on girls even if you have on your best trackpants. Sculling piss is for blokes. Your friendships with other girls are not like men's so stop trying to act like them.
Kiwi Blokes: Honest, simple, loyal, hardworking, charming, easy to please and the girls lucky enough to get the chance realise multiple orgasms are not fiction, Generous, respectful and ferocious in a fight. You can see Russel Crowe proved his birthplace when performing in Gladiator.
look at me i am one of those kiwis
Prices shown in USD.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll never spam you.