When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.
Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.
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