A kallef is a freakishly white abnormality, who will disappear and reappear out of your life. He has a wide general knowledge about the most random stuff ever and it is speculated he was read wikipedia as bedtime stories as a child until he knew them off by heart. He is constantly horny and has a penchant for Scandinavian girls and camel toes. He likes vodka and Rose D'anjou and will pass out and wake up in hospital at times. He does not know how to swim and will avoid summer activities.
Kallef: You saw that girl coming out of the canteen. Sweet Jesus Mary Joseph she was blonde, tall, amazing breasts and had a camel toe!
Friend: You are such a Kallef!
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