ALCOHOL! It's a codeword for everyone's favorite past time: booze. If you need to talk shop in front of some parents, talk about "just clothes." Need some more clothes? Go to the laundromat, dry cleaners, or clothes store! Have a six pack? That's a size 6! 12 pack? Size 12! Get creative. Are you completely shit faced? Then you're completely dressed!
1. "What did you do last night?" "Oh I put on some clothes."
2. "I'm cold, let's go put some clothes on!"
3. "What do you have that's clinking in that bag?" "Oh that's just clothes."
4. "All I remember about last night is getting completely dressed, and then streaking!"
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