Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.
Origin: Orlando Fl.
DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz!
I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.
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