Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
John Lennon and JFK practiced "johnism". This is why they were shot.
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