an ordinary man and was nothing but an extremely smart con artist. and after he got filthy rich by exploiting the gullible for money(through religion), he was executed by the romans for tax evasion since he was a jew and jews are greedy.
jesus christ- I come from heaven in order to bring salvation to humanity.
ignorant masses- what is heaven?!
jesus christ- a magical place you to go when you die where all your wishes will be granted and you will live in eternal happiness forever and forever!!
ignorant masses- Oh Shit! sounds awesome, way better than the shithole we live in right now! how do we get there?!! tell us jesus!!
jesus christ- you must worship some dude that you cannot see, touch, or hear every sunday by going to a place called church! and you must never question the lack of physical evidence of him EVER! or he damns you to hell!
ignorant mass- whats hell! sounds scary.
jesus christ- well hell is a bad bad place where people touch you in your special place and will be tortured for eternity in pits of fire!
*pretends to hear some voice*
"whats that god? you dont like people who have things that are of value such as gold and silver coins cause it is selfish?"
"and the people should donate there valuables when they attend the church on sunday?"
ignorant mass- o shit we dont want to go to hell. see you on sunday jesus.
jesus christ- suckers.
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