Slang term for compact or subcompact short-wheelbase SUVs such as the Chevrolet/Geo Tracker or the Suzuki Sidekick. Sometimes "pimped" by rednecks by adding ridiculously huge tires, fog lights, rollbars, and the like. Typically ridiculed by most, until one realises how economical they can be. Jeeplets tend to have a high rollover risk but can be quite capable on offroad courses if modified correctly.
(H2 owner): You look so gay driving that little jeeplet around. What's it got, a four-banger? Lame.
(Person 2): Perhaps... But at least I don't get 2 miles per gallon driving that wasteful, American pile of shit!
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