Israel is located on the Meditteranean Sea. It is often in the Newspapers because of the controversy surrounding it. Here are the facts
* The modern zionist movement began with Herzl in the 1890s.
* Jews moved to Israel and bought crappy crappy swampland from Arabs, which they then irrigated and made nice
*In 1948, Israel declared independance. 5 Arab Armies attacked, vowing to push Israel into the sea. They failed, miserably.
*1956, See 1948 entry
*1967 War, aka 6 day War. Israel kicked some more ass, and succeeded in conquering the West Bank and the Golan Heights.
*1973 Egypt and Jordan attacked Israel on YOm Kippur the holiest of Jewish holidays, proving that they can't win a fair fight with Israel. They lost...again
*1982. Israel makes peace with Egypt, giving back the Sinai Peninsula.
Israel continues to have problems because Israeli Jews are blamed for evicting Arabs in 1948, when in faact the arabs left willingly because they were lief to by their leaders, who said "when we win, come back."
Also, Israeli Zionists bought the crappy crappy swampland from Arabs, they did not steal it.
Arab terrorists attack israeli civilians because they are weak and too afraid to take ont he IDF and the Mossad.
Israel has one of the most advanced armies in the world, and the Mossad could kick the CIA's ass anyday.
Lastly, Israeli citizens are largely responsible for most technologies, including cell phones, computer chips, and other wonderful wonderful things
I support Israel. It is a good country
All the terrorists suck. Israel could take them in a fair fight anyday.
I think i might make aliyah to Israel, a legitimate country, much like the US
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