a horrible little turd town in orange county, but not in the way you might be thinking. it is safe. nightmarishly safe. to the point where it's like the san angeles scene in Stallone's movie, demolition man, only the cops are still able to kick your ass and they do so at the slightest provocation. bikers are not welcome anywhere in the public. cars don't want them on the street, and peds dont want them on the sidewalk. the schools are too competetive because of the invasion of asians. the only thing there is to do in the city is hiking on boring "wilderness" trails that are completely surrounded by suburban development, the spectrum (which is normally chock full of rich snobs, posers, and skater punks), and smoke weed. chances are, 1/4 of the people you run into in irvine deal the fine herb. speaking of weed, the biggest crime that you ever hear about in the city is some high school student getting caught with weed on him. never move here unless you want a dull, boring life in a city with asshole cops, stoners, INSANE property taxes and home prices, and laguna beach reject scum. if you stop in irvine on your way to san diego or LA, keep going. even the gas here is expensive.
arizona chick: where u from?
arizona chick: wheres that?
arizona chick: dude! that's so cool! omg! do you live next to a celebrity?
me: no, i live next to koreans who i can hear beating and shouting at their kid daily for not getting all a's. irvine sucks dick.
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