Indiana is a state in the midwest. Sandwiched in between Illinois and Ohio, Indiana is best known for being the world’s largest contiguous cornfield, spanning at least a billion miles across the heartland of the United States. Indiana has the highest percent population of rednecks of any non-Southern state. A significant number of black people also live in certain areas but the only reason why they are allowed to is because they make up the bulk of the Pacers basketball team, since everybody knows that Whitey can’t jump. Indiana culture revolves around four things: corn, basketball, meth labs, and NASCAR.
Redneck 1: "Hey, you got any corn?"
redneck 2: "Take a look around, dipshit. We're in indiana. We LIVE in corn."
Redneck 1: "Oh... well, then you got any Skoal?"
redneck 2: " Hell yeah. It's in my truck over yonder, right next to the meth lab in the back!"
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