town of many opportunities in a small community. friendly little hicktown connected only by the Lake Houston Bridge.
There are no corn fields, but there are cow pastures where an overwhelming abundance of shrooms are in reach. Our cops smoke weed, our teachers are sluts, our schools are big, our corner store is a drive though, our dollar stores are in walking distance and our parties are outrageous. we're finally on the map and we're only gonna get bigger, so watch out for your town, we here to take over Nigga!!
"Did you hit up that party 'cross the bridge in Huffman?"
"Yeah dude, that shit was craaaaaaaaaaazy!"
"You gointa (going to) Chad and Kim's party tonight?"
"Ohhh hells yeah! I'll be the first one there!"
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