When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.
I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.
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