A hand job given in the lavatory of a chain restaurant, normally Houlihan's. Usually takes place after the cheque has been paid but has been known to happen as early as the appetizer. Goes great with good food at competitive prices.
John: So how was your date?
Mike: Pretty good! We went to Houlihan's, I had an awesome bacon cheeseburger, and I even ended up getting a houlihandy before we left! Then we went back to my place and watched The New Adventures of Old Christine!
John: Well I'm glad you had fun, Evan really seems like a nice guy.
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