Jumping on a chair and screaming when you see a gay.
Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.
Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.
So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.
person 1: Hey look, there's Chris.
person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"
person 1: What the hell?
person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!
person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.
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