Two words: PURE HELL
Preppy Mcprepprepp: "OMG, I just went to Hollister and paid $60 for a new pair of distressed jeans. By the way, I LOVE yours, where'd you get 'em?"
Me: "I bought them at Wal-Mart two years ago, and they just started looking like shit on their own."
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