Heaven is really just one big orgasm
Religion teacher: There is no sex in Heaven
Me: Heaven should be all sex all the time
T: Being with God feels the same as the best part of sex
M: So... Heaven is just one big orgasm? Dude, that's what they should say to attract people to Christianity..!
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