Harrington Park is the most, insignificant town in Bergen County. Mainly inhabited by rich white trash, the town is overflowing with cash but bothers not to invest it in anything instead of a shitty electrical sign outside the burough hall that's gone. The main areas in town is Jerry's, Vera's, and the Convenience Store. Almost nothing to do except go downtown, eat like a fatass, and go home shortly after. At random times, the entire town will reek of piss. You will be considered a badass if you wander around at night and break bottles and not pick them up. Of course, being a "badass" in Harrington Park just means that you're not considered a gay fag in other towns. You will get in trouble with the police for potentially rebellious activities like JAYWALKING or CUTTING BUSHES THAT AREN'T YOURS! You don't have to worry much though, the special forces of Harrington Park are a bunch of bored cops armed with Nerf guns. Hate it or love it (mainly hate it), just stay away.
"Wanna go badass things like walk around at night and break bottles?"
"No way, that stuff is just scary! Plus we'll be out past our curfews and then our mommies will only let us spend $100 dollars at the mall!"
*In other towns*
"Wow, Harrington Park is a faggy town."
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