Bullshit formula that middle-aged me use to justify porking coeds. If they were consistent about it, they would also advocate being with women using the inverse of that formula: Twice-your-age-minus-seven.
- Dude, you're 40 and dating a 27-year-old. Isn't that a bit gross?
- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.
- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.
- Fuck you.
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