a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.
A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!
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