The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
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