A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.
What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:
"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."
Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
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