The rightful name of the so-called vampires in the Twilight series of books and films. The movies and books somehow managed to be a hit in spite of their deficient story line, poor character development, glittering vampires and Kristen Stewart.
Guy 1:Hey, what's that movie with the sparkling, vampires? You know the one where the wolf dudes can't keep their shirts on?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the glitterpire movie, aka Twilight! Some how I am unafraid of a vampire that glitters in the sunlight rather than suffering a painful and fiery death. That was two hours of my life that I will never get back.
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