Gladwyne: THE nicest place to live on the main line.
So nice, in fact, many people in neighboring Bryn Mawr pretend to be part of that zipcode. Fakers. You're not in the 19035, so please, just get over it.
People who live in Gladwyne tend to all know each other, so we often run into each other at the superfresh, the post office, suburban square, one of the many churches, or at the country club, obvs.
Educated? Yes. Spoiled? No. Privileged? Yes. Clueless? No. Classy? Yes.
We do shop in the main line - but don't insult us with American Eagle, Hollister and Abercrombie. We'd only be caught in those clothes if we were going to platoon to work out.. otherwise, forget it.
We don't think that everyone worships us, but we could easily run you over with our porsches, so you might want to keep your little insults to yourself. Anyone with a problem, you're warned.. I have my fendi spy and ill knock you out with it.
Don't be jealous.
"I live in Gladwyne, and it's perfect in every way"
"YOU ARE NOT IN THE 19035, SO YOU AREN'T GLADWYNE. SUCK IT UP."
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