the ultimate word used to describe someone so gay it defies the laws of phisics, a gaylord is essential the ruler of homosexuality, the king of gayness. scientist estimate they are 11,000,000,000,000 times gayer than normal homosexuals. gaylords are the result of someone bieng hit by an undetectable burst of exotic atomic energy from the suns thermonuclear fusion. they have major influence on any gay community. it is best to avoid such people as there phisical form cannot contain all the gayness and so it radiates off of them in the form of gaydrons, a sub atomic partical that travles at 9,280,000 miles per second, nearly 58 times the speed of light and will pass right thru living cells and give them a medical condition known as pinkersons disease, in which the cell becomes atracted to only male cells and goes to gaybars constantly. exposure to this will eventualy turn the majority of your cells gay thus renderenig yourself gay.there are no known protection to this, it is rumored that the US government has advanced weapons and armor that can manipulate matter to produce or deflect these rays. these are some reconizable traits of the common gaylord, they were tight pants, have the gay voice, are always realy skiny, have odd haircuts that look like they took an hour to do, they wear lip gloss, do yoga, and make feminin gestures. if you belive you found a gaylord retreate to a minimum of 300 feet and call 911, they will send a person traind to deal with it.
guy 1: omg hes so gay
guy2: holy shit thats a gaylord!!!
guy1: call 911!!!
guy2: these pants are so last year, lets go shopping!!!
guy1: NOOOOOOOOO!!! damn you!!! hes too young!!!
HAZMAT team: holy shit its right of the chart, we gotta get out off here!!!
guy2: OMG look at your tacky outfits, this is such a fasion disaster, someone needs a makeover!!!
guy1: noooo get off of me!!! its not fair!!! its just not fair!!! take me!!! ( HAZMAT team takes him away to safety sobing leaving his friend to his fate)
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