Gay fatigue is a serious medical condition that occurs when someone of any sexual persuasion becomes physically and emotionally exhausted by the homosexual attention-whoring of one of their associates.
Gay fatique is usually brought on by others' false lisps, enormous rainbow flags, interrupting a conversation to talk about potpourri or rugby more than once a day, and those goddamned pink triangle stickers, but many other instigating factors exist.
Symptoms of gay fatigue may include desires to wear jackboots, tell the associate that "no one cares about your fucking gay problems," or join the Republican Party. If left untreated, gay fatigue can be fatal . . . to the homo who just won't shut up about his or her gayness, that is.
"Thanks for meeting here for lunch, everyone. Obviously, if the Russell account falters, we are going to have to backtrack to the . . ."
"Oh, oh, oh, will you look at that CUTE little parmesan shaker, Jen! I could use that to hold potpourri leaves, and --"
"Will you fuck off with the potpourri leaves, Dan? I've had gay fatigue for two months since you've come out! The whole office has known ever since the day of your interview that you were queerer than a blind turkey in a battleship! Fuck!"
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