A connoisseur of fine food and wine, who is small and ugly.
Michael Winner: Waiter! This steak is diabolical. It is clearly medium rare when I specified medium! The pasta course was unimaginative and barely tepid, and as for the soup, it was redolent of a Montmartre fille du joie's vaginal secretions after a hard night's work.
Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*
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