evil lord of pub slot machines with their flashing neon beacons. the light projected by these machines has a curiously drawing effect, akin to a moth being drawn in to a flame. the lights are his eyes!
to a friend who has let down his guard: "no! don't look into his eyes! curse you gamblor! CURSE YOU!"
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