the act of, or attempt to co-ordinate, anal sex for the clinically constipated.
note - should not be attempted with chronically flatulent people, even as a joke.
constipation sufferer number one - man i am cramped up and my laxatives only onset my severe genital warts, i wish someone would fuck out my fart
onlooker - provide a bottle of bourbon and a sheep, and you are on.
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