Ten minutes of free televised pornography shown just before the real stuff gets aired. The freeview is only watched once in a person's life out of curiosity. This will most likely occur before the age of 13. If a friend stays over who does not have cable, then they can watch it too.
My cable company fucked up and instead of giving us the freeview every day of the week, gave us entire free playboy on Tuesday and Thursday. I discovered this when Andrew came over and we watched it after he owned me on some playstation games (yes, I'm not afraid to admit I lose sometimes).
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