A shitty Canadian cell phone provider that has bad reception no matter where you are and how good of a model your cell phone is.
Person 1: Dude, I'm standing outside and still get static on my cell phone, even though its the latest Motorola!!!
Person 2: Are you on a Fido cell phone package? Switch to Telus, Rogers, T-Mobile, you idiot!! Anything but Fido...
Prices shown in USD.
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