Your iPod, on shuffle mode and hooked up to speakers, plays a particularly embarrassing song.
Listener, "Dude, the Carpenters?"
iPod owner, "My faux pod."
"Wow, I didn't know anybody actually had 'The Christmas Shoes' on their player."
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