(noun) A gross combination of feet and hands on short people. People with fands have a tendency to also have a lazy eye. Can also be used as an acronym to stand for Fucking Annoying Nasty Demented Shit.
I would give you a high five, but your sick fands might rub off on me.
Did you see that girl over there with the fands? She's gross!
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