An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.
False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!
Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*
False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."
Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"
False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"
Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*
*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*
False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*
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