Extenze is a product of which turns you black from the inside out, thus resulting in extreme wiener enlargement. if taken for over 7 months one's lips will begin to enlarge greatly and vocabulary will be shortened to 6 or 7 words, depending on whether you will be ordering Original Recipe or Crispy. Obesity is common, due to mass amount of sugary drinks required to be consumed. Your bank account will dwindle down to nothing in a matter of days due to the many unpayed rent payments and/or druglord debts you end up in. Another common side effect is dry mouth and irritabilty due to high levels of marijuana intake. It is advised not to take this product if you live in inner-cities where taxi-cabs are present, as this may tempt you to steal one or sixteen a night. Please be aware of these side affects before taking Extenze.
I got started on Extenze four months ago and I've already gained mild thyroid glade swelling!
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