omg, where do i start...
emo has become the new style in middle/high class society today. people want to become emo to get attention. sorry, but i didnt think that wearing your jeans so tight that you can see your tiny little genitals was very attractive...um and neither is your stupid black hair swoosh covering your eye. umm..and neither is your stupid tiny black t-shirt that is so tight that you can see your nipples, ummm and niether are the FAKE cuts on your wrists. mostly middle/high class teenagers are becoming emo. wow, so they have to complain about there oh-so-terrible lives. well im sorry that your girlfriend dumped you, ummm dont kill your self (pussy). emos are pussy ass bitches who think that it is cool to complain and to listen to there music which consists of skinny white males in there high pitched whiny voices singing about how their life just couldnt suck more. the sad part is that emoness is starting to take over little kids as well..like middle schoolers these days are also starting to become emo!!!! omg..............................i think im gonna go cry now and sit in my dark room and listen to stupid whiny-ass music while i cut myself with my fake plastic razor....you know what! go die! i couldnt care less.
emo dick 1: duuude, my life totally sucks. mom wont let me go to the mall..im gonna kill myself
emo dick 2: duuude, like, i totally feel you. lets sit and share our tears *snivel*
emo dick 1: like, yaahh..i know. i hate this fuckin world and i hate myself.
me: CHEER UP EMO KIDS (if they dont cheer up, i pee on them, they get pissed off and go kill themselves, but before they kill themselves, i kill them, i mean hey! killing emos prevents teenage suicides right?.....yeaaaa! =))
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