The single most bad ass weapon ever created.
Easily beats out a lightsaber, troll sword and Federation Pistol combined.
Bill: so, how bad ass is this new Lightsaber I got for Christmas?
Me: pretty awesome.
Bill: what did you get?
Me: the greatest fucking weapon ever created.
Bill: what's that?
Me: Elder Wand.
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