When instead of going to work you call in sick, smoke a lot of marijuana and spend the day gorging yourself on Doritos and other assortments of junk food. Then when asked for a medical certificate from your employer you present them with one that is poorley authenticated.
I had planned to go to work today but my morning went east
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