Full title is King Duke Lord of Earl - formally known as the King of England.
Invaded Neath on two occaisons in 1799 and 1999, both unfortunately bad losses for the duke.
The duke is the Messiah but the High Sheriff has not yet realised this -yet!
I have already put into motion plans to invade the duchy of Glamorgan and kill the High Sheriff, and make myself ruler of all Britannia.
I will then proceed to take the Sheriffs Promised One - Kate Talbot - he may die of a broken heart - hopefully :)
The city of Port Davies will be sacked and I will relegate Aberavon RFC to the 5th division - making Neath champions forever. then i will turn over the universities to the control of the EU. mwha ha ha haaaaaa!!!!
Following on from this i will blow up the Blodwen Buildings and burn down margam castle. the guardians will be my lowest slaves - carying out my evil wills.
The most horrific of plan is yet to be divised but i think i may invade the free city of Neath and make it up into a great city with great universities with a retail centre to rival oxford street. the greatest part of this city will be Cadoxton where i build a brand new Neath Abbey for worship of English greatness.
The Melyn will be torn down and in its place i will create a huge motorway to take people from this terrible place to the great kingdom of Earl!
I will build on the supposedly golden great sands of the Aberavon beach fronts - making them my places of evil pleasure.
The Duke of Earl is great and all powerful
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