Dtmd is a useful acronym that can be implemented in various types of situations to convey diverse meanings. The expression stands for the phrase “don’t tease my dog,” although it can be used in any topic, canine-related or not. Frequently, the term "bitch" is included as a noun of direct address following its usage. General uses for the aforementioned phrase are to cause general confusion to whom the speaker is talking, to signify the end of a topic or conversation, or simply to greet a comrade.
Speaker 1: "So I sayz to mah ho..."
Speaker 2 (interrupting speaker 1): "Ugh... dtmd, bitch!"
Speaker 1: "LOL! WTF!"
Speaker 2: "pwn3d."
Speaker: "Me and mah swiss miss are goin' up t’ da lodge to do da bang-bang-boogie. DTMD, BITCHES!"
Speaker 1: "Yo, John!"
Speaker 2: "Dtmd, biatch! How are you today, my fine negro?"
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