An ugly, obnoxious chick that attends a house party in an attempt to give head to the one guy that is drunk enough to let her touch his schlong. When she and her friends arrive, everybody asks the host why she was invited. Real men rarely touch drunglies, but it happens.
Man 1: "Dude, who invited the drungly!"
Man 2: "I don't know, but somebody should tell John to put down that beer before he makes a mistake."
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